If time is money, why invest it blindly? That was my philosophy behind tracking every minute of my life in 2019. As mortal beings, time is one of our most precious resources, and I wanted to know where mine was going, down to the second. So, when the clocks struck January 1st, 2019, at midnight,…
In my last Cat Log — a piece of gonadal gonzo journalism — I covered Ozzy’s inevitable neutering. Several months have passed since the operation, and thankfully, the little guy seems to be doing well. Only now, he’s not so little. Part of the excitement of owning a Maine Coon or another large cat breed…
Sober October 2019 was a success! For 30 days, I abstained from all psychoactive drugs as a kind of personal challenge. It was revealing; it was terrorizing; it was especially disappointing when I bought mildly caffeinated sodas and couldn’t drink them. I already covered my initial reactions and observations while I was knee-deep in the…
The first time I heard about Sober October was during an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience — a podcast that everyone and their mother seems to have listened to. Typically, Rogan’s show features interviews with an eclectic range of special guests. However, this particular episode found Rogan and three of his comedian buddies in…
This is a post chronicling the continuing story of Oswald, or “Ozzy,” my Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat. To catch up on everything that’s happened so far, click here. Aside from a scorching hot sun, the onset of August 2019 brought a wave of slight anxiety my way. Ozzy was about to turn six months old,…
Despite being discovered centuries ago in 1828, nicotine might be one of the most misunderstood drugs in modern history. Ask the average person what they know about nicotine, and you’ll likely hear stern-browed remarks like “it’s highly addictive,” “causes cancer,” or “never start using it — it’ll destroy your life.” But, I have to admit…
As the launch date of World of Warcraft Classic rapidly approaches (whoa, is it mid-August already?), I find myself getting excited to dip my toes into Blizzard’s reincarnation of their megalithic MMORPG smash-hit. November’s WoW Classic announcement definitely piqued my interest, but ultimately, I was ambivalent. At the time, August 2019 was far away, and I…
It’s been nearly a month since I last recorded what was happening with my new kitten, Lee Harvey Oswald, or “Ozzy” (not necessarily a reverential naming, by the way). Since then, much like his namesake, Ozzy has made some history of his own. My original plan was to check-in and write up a formal Cat…
During the summer of 2018, I decided to try my hand at doing something I’d never done before: write a screenplay. I’ve always loved stories. I drew and wrote comics as a kid (and as an adult), dabbled in creating poetry and short stories throughout public school, and at some point, attempted to write a…
I’ve always liked video games. I’m not exactly sure when I started playing them or what my first video game experience was, but video games have always played some sort of prominent role in my life. Over the 25 years I’ve lived thus far, I’ve spent thousands of dollars on gaming software and hardware, played…
