Empty store shelves. Businesses shuttering their doors. A surge in firearm and ammunition sales. The last few weeks have held many inauspicious hallmarks of a coming apocalypse. And while I don’t believe that COVID-19 is the harbinger of doom, it’s certainly tested our world’s collective ability to grapple with uncertainty — including my own. When…
I missed the opportunity to write about this on the day-of, but Ozzy, my Maine-coon/Norwegian forest cat turned 1-year old! I don’t know his exact birthday, but given that we brought him home on April 18th, 2019, at around eight weeks of age, my partner and I estimate that he was born in late February…
One of my goals for 2020 was to learn how to drive — something I believe is well overdue for me, a 25-year-old. So, over the last few months, I’ve been studying for ICBC’s Knowledge Test, which is a preliminary multiple-choice test that all licensed drivers are required to pass. The Knowledge Test covers nearly…
If time is money, why invest it blindly? That was my philosophy behind tracking every minute of my life in 2019. As mortal beings, time is one of our most precious resources, and I wanted to know where mine was going, down to the second. So, when the clocks struck January 1st, 2019, at midnight,…
In my last Cat Log — a piece of gonadal gonzo journalism — I covered Ozzy’s inevitable neutering. Several months have passed since the operation, and thankfully, the little guy seems to be doing well. Only now, he’s not so little. Part of the excitement of owning a Maine Coon or another large cat breed…
Sober October 2019 was a success! For 30 days, I abstained from all psychoactive drugs as a kind of personal challenge. It was revealing; it was terrorizing; it was especially disappointing when I bought mildly caffeinated sodas and couldn’t drink them. I already covered my initial reactions and observations while I was knee-deep in the…
The first time I heard about Sober October was during an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience — a podcast that everyone and their mother seems to have listened to. Typically, Rogan’s show features interviews with an eclectic range of special guests. However, this particular episode found Rogan and three of his comedian buddies in…
This is a post chronicling the continuing story of Oswald, or “Ozzy,” my Maine Coon/Norwegian Forest Cat. To catch up on everything that’s happened so far, click here. Aside from a scorching hot sun, the onset of August 2019 brought a wave of slight anxiety my way. Ozzy was about to turn six months old,…
Despite being discovered centuries ago in 1828, nicotine might be one of the most misunderstood drugs in modern history. Ask the average person what they know about nicotine, and you’ll likely hear stern-browed remarks like “it’s highly addictive,” “causes cancer,” or “never start using it — it’ll destroy your life.” But, I have to admit…
It’s been nearly a month since I last recorded what was happening with my new kitten, Lee Harvey Oswald, or “Ozzy” (not necessarily a reverential naming, by the way). Since then, much like his namesake, Ozzy has made some history of his own. My original plan was to check-in and write up a formal Cat…
